1. Everything I Touch Turns To Broken

    I work at a college radio station as music director, which is the third job in the chain of command. The manager (1st place) and program director (2nd place) both went out of town so I had to be in charge for the first time ever. The manager assured me it was no big deal because nothing was going to happen. Little did he know that as soon as he left town our transmitter would get struck by lightning and our station would go off the air. I know it isn’t my fault, but isn’t that just crazy?!?!?

    Cut me a break, thunderstorms.